That's about it.
Beyonce is currently in labor in Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC! I declare tonight BeHovamas Eve! The birth of this baby means a whole new holiday for the birth of R’n’B and rap’s new savior. Every year we will read the BeHovamas story:
“And there were some queers and white ppl who loved R’n’B and rap online, keeping watch over the internet for any celebrity baby news, when a gossip angel appeared to them, and the glory of the BeHova shone around them and they were straight up scurred. But the gossip angel was like “OMG I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people IRL. Like right now in NYC a savior is being born; Beyonce is having her baby! And he is the re-incarnated spirit of Michael Jackson! This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in Burberry cashmere and laying in a hand carved four thousand dollar crib, crying in perfect pitch.”
How did I not know she was pregnant? Why hasn’t this been told to me before now?
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- my boyfriend (talking in his sleep): See? It's George Takei. Then there's so many hearts...
- me: ... WTF xD
I just like to stalk tumblr, I don’t even need to post.
Which makes me wonder why I’m posting this.
Before I focused on this GIF, I thought he was Yoda. The hat is a trickster.
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Francine was always a dirty bird.
She was a bird?
The only one that I could tell what animal they were was Buster. He was a bunny :3
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I haven’t showered since last year lol.
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Have you ever been so drunk, you wake up the next day, and are still drunk?
Yeah, that’s me right now.
